Words of Wisdom from Madeline

Here are some of the latest jewels from Madeline:

1. While we were watching the Hannah Montana movie in bed: "MOM! Did you know that Hanna Montana is REALLY Miley Cyrus! But no one at her school knows cause she wears her regular brown hair there and her blond hair (like mine) is her rock star hair! THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!"

2. Infomercials. She loves these. She has had a fascination with Smooth Away for months and months now. That stuff is in every check out line it seems because every time she sees it she yells 'They have Smooth Away!!! Can we get some???"
One day she gave me a sticky note where she had paused the DVR, went and got the notepad and a pen and wrote down the 800 number for The Snake drain unclogging thing. She thought that was a NOVEL idea and that we should definitely buy one of those.
Then tonight she came and told me that we needed to go to Command.com and buy these great stretchy things that let you hang pictures on the walls WITHOUT nail holes and proceeded to pitch the product to me. Too funny! I'm going to be in trouble when she gets old enough to use the phone and discovers the Home Shopping Network.

3. Tonight she and Matthew were taking a bath together and she yells "EEEEWWWWW!!!! Matthew just PEE'D in the tub! He just stood up and I saw water come out of that thing!!!!"

4. She's been on the green light at school for the past few days but today she was on yellow. Again for talking, it's always talking. She says "I was on yellow light for talking. Mommy it's just how I'm made."